Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
