This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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