all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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