Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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