oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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