i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
