He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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