So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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