I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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