Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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