we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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