Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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