lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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