She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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