Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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