What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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