Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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