Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Is Oprah even human
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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