the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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