He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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