her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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