i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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