What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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