You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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