that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
My ATM looks so different sober.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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