Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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