I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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