So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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