Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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