He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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