sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
