You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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