Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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