I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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