I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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