then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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