Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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