This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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