hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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