He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
