Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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