never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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