If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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