i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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