Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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