do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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