he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
