let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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