what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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