Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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