i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
