my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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