The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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