Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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