No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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