Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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